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Tuesday, 28 August 2012

The Men Who Stare At Scapegoats



'What have you ever won mate?'

Two games is a long time in football isn’t it. I mean come on, it’s 180, maybe 187 minutes, including stoppages, of time just passing by. It’s a back-to-back Super Sunday session sat on the sofa. Back in the real world, it’s an unproductive morning in the office spent trawling the web and flicking back to actual work stuff when the shadow of the boss looms. 

But for the wizened hacks at The Sun etc, it’s a legitimate amount of time to begin constructing informed and insightful conclusions on what the opening two games of the new Premier League season means. Particularly for poor old Andre Villas Boas.


If you read any of the post match coverage of Spurs’ admittedly disappointing one-all draw against West Brom, you could be forgiven for thinking you had actually stumbled across the obituary page for AVB.  

‘Honeymoon over’.

‘AVB gathering enemies among the fans’

‘Grim Reaper casting a shadow over Spurs’ top-four prospects. ‘

Yep, that’s right. Two games. They’ve even tried to suggest he’s losing the players.
A minority have been measured in their reaction to Spurs’ opening two games, but the overwhelming majority have treated it as conclusive proof that AVB just can’t cut it in the English Premier League. The best league in the worldTM. Toughest league. Not for shrinking violets. Ad infinitum.

Two games.

So let’s get into it. ‘Arry was sacked, much to the shock of everyone, including yours truly. It divided the fans. AVB was the leftfield name and in he came. Arriving at an interstitial moment, squashed in between the end of Euro 2012 and the start of the Olympics, the journos were rubbing their eyes with disbelief/glee and scrambling like a squadron of Spitfires, ready to shoot this fucker down. Except, AVB wrongfooted them. He stalled his engine, beguiling the red top posse mid air and came up their aeronautical rear with a performance of polished humility and optimism about the job ahead and building on the good foundations laid by ‘Arry.  The journos, surprisingly, lapped this up, but there was always a feeling he was merely walking on a tightrope, giving them ample time to retrain the machine gun on him.

Fast forward six weeks and a gruelling, Luka Modric-dominated pre season programme later and Spurs have failed to register a win in their opening two games. So the posse have re-grouped and they’re on the attack again. This is proof, they cry, that the pressure is too much. There’s The Sun jumping on a nothing comment by Assou Ekotto about his surprise at ‘Arry getting sacked, cutely ignoring the same interview in which he calls AVB ‘son of Mourinho’. Instead, they’ve conveniently read it as meaning BAE doesn’t back the new man.  

There were, it will come as no surprise, also murmurings on yesterday’s Sunday Supplement. In amongst the usual macho jostle for centre stage, the assembled villains speculated on rumours AVB texts the players with little jokes and chats to them about cars and so on. This seemingly innocent attempt to strike up camaraderie and trust was rounded upon as not really what a manager should be doing, delivered with all the authority that only a red top journo can smugly exude. 

Then there’s Monday’s Mirror, seizing on the boos at the final whistle in Saturday’s game as confirmatory evidence that AVB has lost the fans. HAHAHAHA.  Others have it down as a ‘calamitous start’. HAHAHAHA.

Two games.

In fact. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

There were boos aplenty at the Lane when ‘Arry was at the helm if there was a disappointing draw. But don’t let that get in the way of the anti-AVB agenda. Of course not.

But then this is their world view. It’s not a Spurs fan’s world view. 

In the Spurs fan’s world, there’s actually quiet patience and satisfaction being drawn from the opening week. On all the forums and amongst my fellow fans, the real snapshot is we can see what is taking shape under AVB. Yes, we dropped two points on Saturday and gave away a cheap penalty at Newcastle. But this isn’t convenient for our bloodthirsty hacks. They’ve crafted reactionary, instantaneous headlines whereas the more measured, cerebral analysis sees a subtle shift in style, from an all-out attacking game to a high-line pressing approach.  

We’ve lost Modric but looking at the two games, plenty of invention remains in the side. And whether you agree or disagree with Levy’s transfer dealings style, there will be new faces arriving this week to add depth. We’ve played some incisive, exciting stuff and have just lacked that all important cutting edge. But of course, this isn’t the analysis our journo boys are looking for. This isn’t the conclusion they want to fashion. They genuinely seem to have an alternative agenda driven towards undermining AVB and ultimately driving him out.

They’re not seeing what we’re seeing. 

Take AVB’s celebration at Newcastle when Defoe equalised. That was raw passion, bottled up frustration being released in one single moment. The way he punched the air and jumped up and down. This man has hunger. 

Then there’s the calm authority he’s presented in interviews and the subtle tactical changes introduced to the team. The players we’ve been linked with also suggests a broader intelligence being applied that was woefully absent during the ‘Arry years. None of the following are yet to sign, but the Iscos, Willians and Moutinos weren’t names being bandied about during the previous regime. And this isn’t to denigrate ‘Arry: I was a genuine, paid-up fan. But it is to emphasise that AVB is taking a more strategic, thoughtful approach to player recruitment. Partly why Levy brought him in.

Two games. 

But of course, the press need their heroes and villains and with the spectre of ‘Arry looming large, it seems AVB will really struggle for acceptance. This week should see the team take shape with the Modric fee freeing up liquidity, and most Spurs fans are confident AVB will shove a lot of the gutter boys’ words back down their throats.




Sunday, 6 May 2012

Premier League Permutations



Has there ever been another season like this one? I stand to be corrected, but I cannot remember another season where the Premier League headed into the final round of fixtures with the title, two Champions League spots, 2 Europa League spots and one relegation place all still being fought over.

Some of the permutations are fairly simple. Others seem to conjure up so many different possibilities that it is hard to fathom, and thinking about it makes your head hurt and ears bleed.

The following is my attempt to make sense of all the different possibilities that we still find ourselves facing with only one set of fixtures to go.

The Title

This one is simple. With both Manchester clubs level on 86 points, but with Manchester City having a goal difference eight better than United, all Manchester City need to do is match United's result in their last game. Whatever result Manchester United achieve away to Sunderland then City just need to get the same result at home to Queen's Park Rangers.

In order for Manchester United to win the title then they have to hope that City draw or lose to QPR, and that they themselves do better. If both teams win then United would need to make up nine goals on City and that is not going to happen.

Champions League Qualification

This is where the fun starts!

Manchester City and Manchester United have both already qualified for the group stages of the 2012/13 Champions league by already having a top two position in the Premier League guaranteed.

The team that finishes in third place in the Premier League will also qualify for the group stages of the Champions League. At this stage, Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United all still have a chance of finishing third.

Arsenal have the clearest route to third place. If they win away to West Bromwich Albion on Sunday then they will finish on 70 points and take third place. Winning their last game keeps finishing third entirely in Arsenal's own hands.

Should Arsenal draw against WBA then they have to hope that Spurs fail to win at home to Fulham. Although Newcastle could mathematically catch Arsenal if Arsenal drew, the far superior goal difference that Arsenal have means that a draw would see them guaranteed to finish above Newcastle.

If Arsenal were to lose away to WBA then they would need to hope that neither Tottenham or Newcastle win their final game in order to hold onto third spot. In addition, if Arsenal lost by more than one goal then they would also need Tottenham not to draw against Fulham as this would see Spurs overtake the Gunners on goal difference.

Tottenham Hotspur cannot finish third if Arsenal win against WBA. If Arsenal fail to win then a win for Spurs at home to Fulham will guarantee them third place.

If Tottenham draw at home to Fulham then they have to rely on Arsenal losing by two goals or more against WBA and Newcastle failing to win away to Everton.

Tottenham cannot finish third if they lose at home to Fulham.

Newcastle United must win away to Everton to stand any chance of finishing third. A draw or defeat would leave Newcastle able to finish no higher than fifth. Even if Newcastle win then they must rely on Arsenal losing and Tottenham failing to win.

Confused yet?......

The fourth Champions League qualifier will not be decided on the final day of the season.

If Chelsea win the Champions League final against Bayern Munich they will take the fourth Champions League spot and enter the Champions League at the group stage as title holders.

This will have no affect on the top three as they will all still enter at the group stage. However, it will mean that the fourth place team will qualify for the Europa League instead of the Champions League as no country may have more than four entrants to the competition.

However, if Chelsea lose the Champions League final then the fourth placed team in the Premier League will qualify for the play-off round of the Champions League.

Arsenal are guaranteed a top four place if they win or draw against WBA.

If Arsenal lose then they will still finish in the top four if either of the following happen:

  • (1): Tottenham lose against Fulham or Tottenham draw and Arsenal only lose by one goal.
  • (2): Newcastle fail to beat Everton.


Tottenham are guaranteed to finish in the top four if they win at home to Fulham.

If Tottenham draw against Fulham then they will still finish in the top four provided Newcastle fail to beat Everton.

If Tottenham lose against Fulham then they will still finish in the top four provided Newcastle fail to beat Everton.

Newcastle United must beat Everton at Goodison Park in order to finish in the top four and hope that Arsenal lose and Tottenham fail to win.

Newcastle cannot finish in the top four if they draw or lose against Everton.

Europa League

Liverpool have qualified for the Europa League as League Cup winners and will enter the competition in the 3rd preliminary round.

If Chelsea do not win the Champions League then they will qualify for the Europa League as F.A. Cup winners and will enter the competition at the group stage.

The fifth placed team in the league will qualify for the Europa League and enter the competition in the play-off round.

If Chelsea win the Champions League then the fourth placed team will qualify for the Europa League and enter the competition in the group stage.

The team who finish fifth will also qualify and will enter the competition at the play-off round.

Nobody else other than Arsenal, Spurs, Newcastle, Chelsea or Liverpool have any possibilty of qualifying for the Europa League, with Liverpool being the only team sure that the Europa League is the competition they will be competing in.

Relegation

Although not mathematically safe, Aston Villa's goal difference means that they will not now be relegated.

Wigan Athletic are safe following their win away at Blackburn on Monday night.

Blackburn Rovers were relegated following their defeat at home to Wigan on Monday night, joining Wolverhampton Wanderers who were already down.

Bolton Wanderers must win at Stoke City and hope that Queens Park Rangers fail to pick up any points. Technically, Bolton can still overtake QPR if QPR draw, but they would need a swing in goal difference of nine goals to achieve that.

Queen's Park Rangers will be safe if they beat Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium.

They will still be safe if they draw provided Bolton fail to make up nine goals in beating Stoke. If Bolton fail to win they will be safe no matter the outcome of their own game.

I hope that helps. I'm going for a lie down now because my head hurts!!

Updated Monday 7th May 22:00 following Blackburn Rovers 0-1 Wigan Athletic
Updated Tuesday 8th May 22:00 following Liverpool 4-1 Chelsea

Monday, 9 April 2012

A Fraction Of The Whole: Scott Parker



Celebrating the game's minutiae, one tiny fragment at a time

When Spurs threw away a two-goal lead against Arsenal earlier this season, there was little for away fans to celebrate. They eventually capitulated 5-2 at the Emirates, and gave their north London rivals the impetus to reverse a dire run of form. As it stands, Arsenal are now in the driving seat to claim third place in the Premier League, and the Champions League accoutrements that it brings.






Saturday, 17 March 2012

Fabrice Muamba: Critical in Hospital


Sometimes football just doesn't matter. The Tottenham Hotspur verses Bolton Wanderers FA Cup quarter final was abandoned after 41 minutes following the on-field collapse of Bolton player Fabrice Muamba. Initially  there was no definite news about the condition of the player, but all the signs were that this was an extremely serious situation as it was reported that he had stopped breathing and that defibrillators had been used in attempts to save his life.

The 23 year old was then taken to hospital and while we all awaited news and  prayed that it did not turn into a tragic outcome. Fans from all teams united and came together in wishing the very best for Muamba. At quarter past eight news began to emerge (via SSN) that Fabrice was in a stable condition and breathing in hospital. However, a statement at 9.30pm stated that Fabrice Muamba is critically ill in intensive care at the heart attack centre of London Chest Hospital.

Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family Fabrice.

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

The Rise & Fall of Paul William Robinson

England's number one, so went the not most complicated of chants. Spurs history of 'keepers has been a slightly chequered one...Read more......
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